Charlie and TSA lyrics by Tom Nagel Nov 2010 Let me tell you a story 'bout a man named Charlie who one tragic and fateful day Bought and airline ticket, kissed his wife and family, ran afoul of the TSA. And did he ever return? No he never returned, and he feels just like a dope. He is lost forever in the bowels of the airport. He's "the Man Who Wouldn't Be Groped." Charlie walked right up to gate number seven and he took off both his shoes. He emptied his pockets and he burned a Koran, but they still wouldn't let him through. See Charlie doesn't like to get zapped with X-Rays and he doesn't like to be seen nude. And he really doesn't like to have his testicles fondled by some half-trained half-wit dude. And did he ever return? No he never returned, and he feels just like a dope. He is lost forever in the bowels of the airport. He's "the Man Who Wouldn't Be Groped." Now all night long Charlie sits amongst the luggage thinking "What will become of me? How will I survive without my Blackberry, not to mention my wallet and keys." Charlie's wife goes out to Port Columbus every day at quarter past two, And through the X-Ray scanner she slides Charlie a sandwich and a can of Mountain Dew. And did he ever return? No he never returned, and he feels just like a dope. He is lost forever in the bowels of the airport. He's "the Man Who Wouldn't Be Groped." Now people of Columbus don't you think it's a scandal that those Dilberts at the TSA Want to grope every grandma and scope every ...
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